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never not thinking about Poison Jr
[id: four screenshots from various social media textposts.
[the first is an instagram post that reads, ‘SORRY I HAVEN’T BEEN POSTING ON HERE A LOT GUYS I STARTED TAKING A MOOD STABILIZER AND I’M NOT OBSESSED WITH BTS ANYMORE’ in white text against a gradient purple background. the caption reads, ‘Still love them though 💜’.
[the second screenshot is from a tiktok comment section. the original comment reads, ‘Are you still a TJLC believer?’ and is pinned by the creator. the creator replied with, ‘no actually i am on meds now hope this clears things up <3′.
[the third screenshot is from someone’s notes app. it’s titled “🚨 Life Update 🚨” and reads, ‘hey guys! Life update!!! So they found a bunch of mold in my dorm vent and since I’ve been home and on antibiotics I noticed how much better I am really feeling and also feel like I can think more clearly now, and with a heavy heart I have to admit I think being a no stunt Larry was probably the mold talking. Not sure why any part of that makes sense, especially Louis’s fake kid and them both hiring beards when they’ve been picking their own managers for 10 years now... guess black mold can really affect your brain haha! anyways i’m so grateful for the friends i’ve made through this community and i hope all of you reach the same clarity as i have [red heart emoji i can’t find a copy and paste version of] get your vents checked everyone!’.
[the fourth screenshot is a twitter thread, all posts made by the same user on feburary 18th. i don’t know twitter well enough to understand what’s connected to what so i’m just gonna list things in chronological order. the first ‘post’ reads, ‘Apologies for the erratic behavior, forgetfulness, and breakdowns this past year, friends! The water heater guy came this morning and found a gas leak 3 feet from my bed.’ attached is an image of a white skinned hand flipping off some pipes. the second ‘post’ says, ‘WAIT. WHEN DID I CHANGE MY HANDLE TO “POISON JR.”’ the third says, ‘NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY’ in reply to a post from december 17th (of 2020, i think?) that reads, ‘new handle new me’. the final post reads, ‘THIS WAS DAYS AFTER I MOVED IN. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. DID I GET POSESSED AND MY GAS LEAK ALTER EGO NAMED HERSELF’. end id.]
Beatrice as a regency era inspired portrait!
Idc if it’s too early I’m going into otgw brainrot now
“If you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means necessary. I ain’t giving up. I swear.”
Spotted in Clackamas, Oregon
I can’t stop thinking about this message, so I spent a while trying to isolate just the writing and make it transparent. I might order a shirt with it
Whoever in Clackamas wrote this message on their bus stop, I love you
This horse is a great reminder that our generation did not invent shitposting, it merely adapted it to another form
I fell down these stairs just looking at this picture
Cursed artifact: Stairs of Discontinuity.
Exposure has a 90% chance of causing a concussion, but a 10% chance of spontaneously increasing your parkour skill
[image id: screenshot of a tweet saying "What do you mean carpet is killing people? carpet can't-". the image attached is a photo of stairs going downwards, with striped patterns on them. because there are multiple different stripe patterns next to each other, it is hard to determine where a step starts and where the step ends. /end id]
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also a small quick Gale doodle I made 😋😋😋
!!! i love her sm actually:00